| Monday, July 03, 2006 |
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i was so pathetically bored that i read this from the msn page: Why he's not the marrying type. 1.He needs his space. like wtf? like females don't need spaces. i swear this is such an alpha male speaking (oh, no wonder, it's written by a JIM.) 2.He's married to his work. well. he can jolly well die with his work. 3.He's been married before and got burned. 4.He has grey hair but is still a 22year old emotionally.. it then occurred to me that i have a few pointers which i can add on which i think are far better than the 4 above. so here is sara's pointers, on why he's not the marrying type. 1. He's afraid that sex with the wife will be boring after awhile, he doesn't want to commit to having only one sex partner for the rest of his life. (guys are a selfish bunch) 2. He's afraid of being caught wanking at home and having to answer to his new emo wife. 3. He wants to view porn in peace. 4. He wants to flick his boogers whenever he feels like it, throw his clothes around the house, leave the dishes unwashed and not have anyone nag at him. 5. He doesn't want to share the telly, the house and the bed. and the list goes on and on. but i guess the main idea is that most of these commitment-phobic guys are just too selfish for their own good. |